(The Barbra Streisand classic as sung by Sarah Palin)
On a clear day,
I see Vladivostok,
So I know world affairs.
Don't say, "No way."
Though I know elites mock,
It's osmosis that does it--well, that and our prayers.
And Joe Biden sees New Jersey from his shore.
And that's just a state. That doesn't rate. It's me who knows the score.
On a clear day,
On a clear day,
I see Vladivostok...
And Novosibirsk...
And Krasnoyarsk...
And Omsk...
And Tomsk...
And more!
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