Cheney at the Pump

deadline Poet

By Calvin Trillin

This article appeared in the May 22, 2006 edition of The Nation.

May 4, 2006

When it behooved Dick Cheney to devise
A policy on energy, some guys
In oil with whom Dick Cheney has close ties
All gathered at the White House to advise.
Presumably, they showed up in disguise:
Their names, though fairly easy to surmise,
Were kept, by Dick, more secret than some spies'.
So as the price of gas achieves new highs
And cries from all the working folks arise,
These very guys upon whom Dick relies--
The good oil boys he sought to deputize,
The ones from whom our policy derives--
Are making out like bandits, profit-wise.
Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise.

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About Calvin Trillin

Calvin Trillin is The Nation's "deadline poet." He has been a staff writer for The New Yorker since 1963 and has written the syndicated weekly column "Uncivil Liberties" since 1986. He has authored many, many books, including Tepper's Not Going Out and Deadline Poet: My Life as a Doggerelist. more...
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