Don't Criticize Me

deadline Poet

By Calvin Trillin

This article appeared in the December 5, 2005 edition of The Nation.

November 17, 2005

(A ballad crooned to the tune of "You Go to My Head" by George W. Bush, with backup by Karl Rove and His Singing Slimemeisters)

Don't criticize me. 'Cause that's just the thing our enemies want.
And it damages our terrorist hunt,
And endangers every grunt at the front.

Yes, Cheney did flog that meeting in Prague, but big deal--
Cheney's zeal's his appeal.
And don't say aloud Condi's next mushroom cloud was unreal.
We're sure she'll have much more to reveal.

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About Calvin Trillin

Calvin Trillin is The Nation's "deadline poet." He has been a staff writer for The New Yorker since 1963 and has written the syndicated weekly column "Uncivil Liberties" since 1986. He has authored many, many books, including Tepper's Not Going Out and Deadline Poet: My Life as a Doggerelist. more...
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