The Message of Those Spreading Rumors About John McCain's 'Temperament'

Deadline Poet

By Calvin Trillin

This article appeared in the December 13, 1999 edition of The Nation.

November 25, 1999

Imprisonment and torture are the sort
Of things that might just drive a person daft.
So just in case that happened to McCain,
Let's stick with candidates who dodged the draft.

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About Calvin Trillin

Calvin Trillin is The Nation's "deadline poet." He has been a staff writer for The New Yorker since 1963 and has written the syndicated weekly column "Uncivil Liberties" since 1986. He has authored many, many books, including Tepper's Not Going Out and Deadline Poet: My Life as a Doggerelist. more...
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