George W. Bush's Education Plan

Deadline Poet

By Calvin Trillin

This article appeared in the October 4, 1999 edition of The Nation.

September 16, 1999

A public school whose students don't test well
Would lose some funds unless its score improves.
If cutting funds won't help the kids advance,
We could prohibit lunch, or take their shoes.

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About Calvin Trillin

Calvin Trillin is The Nation's "deadline poet." He has been a staff writer for The New Yorker since 1963 and has written the syndicated weekly column "Uncivil Liberties" since 1986. He has authored many, many books, including Tepper's Not Going Out and Deadline Poet: My Life as a Doggerelist. more...
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